Bolos for EVERYONE!

The GOD DAMNED Bolo Tie is back.

Apparently J0hn Kerry (you remember him - presidential election - Kerry vs. The BAD BAD MAN) just happened to stop by and visit our state capitol. He was on his way to his vacation home in Idaho. He asked a lot of really tough questions of Mr. Schweitzer. Luckily the office was packed with aids so he was able to answer MOST of them. This is what Kerry gets for stopping by unannounced, well, that and a "It's a new day in Montana'' bolo tie. According to Helena's local conservative brain fuck- er - I mean newspaper,

"Schweitzer's only condition was that Kerry had to wear it on the Senate floor,
which Kerry happily agreed to do. "

I say look for that sucker in the dumpster next to the trolly train stand.

Thanks for stopping in Kerry, wanna stay and be governor? Please. Okay - have fun in Idaho. I hear its really nice there. . . take me with you! I promise that I will be good.

Here is the photo the IR ran. I wish I wrote the captions for the IR. My Caption:

[Kerry says to MT's Governor, "Come here my friend, yes I like your bolo tie,
let me show you to the short bus, yes, that is a nice bolo tie, are you sure you
don't need to go pee pee?"]

No wonder I don't have a job writing. Perhaps the Onion has an opening. Sigh.