Just so you all know, it is not all sunshine and lollipops here at the Red Basement. We are real women with real problems you know!
List of my problems today:
1. Pulled and strained some tendon in my foot forcing me to limp and cry out in pain.
2. Sore throat and two giant swollen glands.
3. PMS, bloating, irritability, overwhelming feeling like everyone you know is trying to ruin your life.
4. Dentist appointment today.
5. Had to cancel a pedicure appointment because along with pulling that damn tendon in my foot, I also gave myself blisters.
6. That damn fat girl in the mirror that keeps staring back at me - water weight, how long can I keep feeding myself that line?
7. The wind is blowing like 45 mph today - hey, I know I am from Great Falls, but that doesn't make me LIKE the wind.
8. I am out of reasons, but I like to end on an even note.
Okay, should I feel better now? Because I don't. Oh, I just thought of No. 8. My blog partner has been gone for DAYS! Oh the unjustness of this life.
I think the only thing that could make me feel better is two days in the Red Basement (the actual, not the online) while watching Drew Barrymore movies over and over again.
3 comments:
You could watch Hugh Grant movies too - remember Love Actually ... Oh so sweet.
Oh my god, I love that movie. I was secretly watching Notting Hill when you stopped by the other night. I quickly switched back and forth so I wouldn't be busted watching a Julia Roberts movie. Oh how embarassing!
siiiggghhh Hugh Grant.
That's acceptable as long as there is the token hottie you can claim to be REALLY watching. Hugh Grant fits that ticket!
Jenkins and I were laughing about the fat lady that appears in your mirror all the time. That bee-yotch appears in mine too. I told her to go visit someone else and leave me ALONE!!!
And then I finished eating my pizza.
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