Christmas Conspiracy

"The right-wing crusade against the liberal "war on Christmas" is great for rallying the troops. Too bad the war doesn't exist."

Fuck Christmas.

For those of us who just buy presents, eat like it is going out of style and hang out with friends and family, trust us, there is no war on Christmas. Just because we don't spend the holidays chatting about the birth of baby jesus, doesn't mean that we want everyone to stop. In fact, I think it would be safe to say that we want you to have the freedom to celebrate however you see fit, you see we could care less. Our values aren't your values and we would like to keep it that way. Share in the Christmas season and return the favor. Keep your Christmas values to yourselves and have a Merry Fucking Christmas.

My point exactally. . . thanks a.j. for the letter to the Billings Gazette Editor. How is this for having the Christmas spirit? Seriously, WWJD, Sheridan, Wyo?

"Only Christians should celebrate Christmas
I am tired of all these people who want to eliminate the saying of "Merry Christmas." Here is the way it is. Christmas is the celebration of the birth of Christ! If you don't like Christ in Christmas, then you don't believe in Christ. Therefore, you should not be celebrating Christmas. Christmas is a holiday for Christians. We do believe in christ. That is why we celebrate Christmas. It is a celebration of the birth of the savior of the world. If you do not want us to say Merry Christmas to you, wear a sign that says, "Don't say Merry Christmas to me. I don't believe."

But if you don't believe in Christmas, you should not be in the stores buying Christmas things, supplies or gifts. You explain to your children why they cannot participate the festivities at school. You explain to them why they won't be getting "Christmas gifts." You explain why Santa won't come down your chimney and bring presents. That is not our job. My job is to teach my children why I do celebrate Christmas. My job is to teach my children why I do believe in the birth of Christ. They can believe whatever they want when they are adults. But as long as they are children, they will celebrate with me and believe what I believe.
XOXOXOXO, Sheridan, Wyo."

Oh and Happy Festivus. I have a lot of problems with you people.