It is bills like this that cause me to pause, sit back and imagine the legion of high paid corrupt lobbyists that represent the industry/citizens that just won't take the injustice anymore.
Allow me to share my vision with you: the fine yellow citizens of Springfield have gathered in the town center with signs. Yes yes signs reading "JUST SAY NO TO CHAPPING!" "TOWELS FOR ALL!" "AIR DRY NO MORE!" Lenny will be there, so will Carl and the entire Simpson family. I can even see some pitchforks and torches. Poor Sen. Ryan/Mayor Quimby vowing justice for all of the poor and encumbered citizens with clean, but wet hands.
Behind the curtain is Smithers smirking while typing away at a typewriter crafting such legislation. Over his shoulder is Mr. Burns tapping his fingers together while his imagination bubble above his head shows Springfield's forests being mowed down all in the name of HAND TOWLS.
Excellent!
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I did not have time to read the actual legislation, but kudos on the apt and descriptive Springfield. but i thing you forgot to have Homer (aka your father) drunk in his underwear plow through the docket on a segwey, scream something in clear gibberish and then pass out.
I could totally see that happening in my head.
I was thinking that the event that sparked this legislation was Homer setting his pants on fire trying to dry his hands in an air blower. I LOVE the segway/pass out visual though.
We should just quit our jobs now to go write for the Simpsons.
Even if they pass this dumb (sweet) law I am still wiping my hands on my pants. Haha screw you government-I will win!
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