Friday, December 22, 2006

I AM A WINNER!

Today I got a call from the local TV station telling me that I had won a $40 gift certificate to the Mediterranean Grill. The other day, I won a 6-pack of beer and a bottle of wine at the beer and wine raffle at work. Yes, I was shocked that we government losers could do that. This completely goes against my "I never win ANYTHING" track record.

I am going to go buy some lotto tickets and chalk it up to a Festivus Miracle.

Happy Festivus, people.
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1 comment:

Arthur Vandaley said...

Festivus...I hate that holiday. I still have that damn pole in my basement.

I never win anything either. Can i have your wine?

7:56 AM

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