PLLLLEEEEAAAAASSSSEEE Kenny Jesus, grant me this one sweet wish. I promise I will stop taking your name in vain.
P.S. If you want to be completely creeped out, google Jesus Figurines. I tried to find a photo of Kenny Jesus, but oh dear, BA!
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Dear Kenny Jesus
Dear Kenny Jesus, I just want to start by thanking you for all of the great stuff that has happened in the last year, heck make it my lifetime. Then I want to send a shout out to my family and friends. Okay, with the pleasantries out of the way, I have something I need to ask you for. You know that I rarely come to you with requests, but I am desperate. I need this. Our country needs this.
PLLLLEEEEAAAAASSSSEEE Kenny Jesus, grant me this one sweet wish. I promise I will stop taking your name in vain.
P.S. If you want to be completely creeped out, google Jesus Figurines. I tried to find a photo of Kenny Jesus, but oh dear, BA!
PLLLLEEEEAAAAASSSSEEE Kenny Jesus, grant me this one sweet wish. I promise I will stop taking your name in vain.
P.S. If you want to be completely creeped out, google Jesus Figurines. I tried to find a photo of Kenny Jesus, but oh dear, BA!
4 comments:
I think I have missed something. When you refer to Kenny Jesus, who are you referring to? I know I should know this one, but fill me in again please.
Also, will Colbert run when he is clearly trying to get Putin08 rolling? There may be a conflict...
Kenny Jesus refers to a friend's shirtail relative that collects Jesus figurines. One has wavy long brown hair and looks a lot like Kenny G. So they call him Kenny Jesus. I was so inspired, I started calling the son of God Kenny Jesus.
As for Putin08, I have no idea.
Shouldn't it be Kenny Gesus then? or Kenny G Sus? or Kenny Jesus H Christ? by the way that is funny.
My favorite busted tees shirt was the one with the profile of the Amish guy that says, "Don't drink or drive." And the Missouri loves company. and the Shakespears: Prose before hos. In fact, http://www.bustedtees.com/ enjoy them all!
I really liked Beethoven’s Fifth and he is holding a fifth. HA HA HA!
I also really liked the "What Wouldn't Jesus Do?"
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