Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Valley Girl

So, it might be true that drinking and e-mailing your local news station may not mix. I am not proud, but it had to be done. She SUCKS, seriously. With this nasal valley girl talky and zero eyebrows, I want to punch the T.V. She is bringing the Dunwell DOWN. You don't know how upset it makes me to say that. I seriously dislike Deputy Don.




I may or may not have sent the e-mail below. I may or may not have had three glasses of wine. Who's to say?

"You MUST get rid of J.B. She is massively irritating. Can you people actually be serious? This cannot be the first negative J.B. e-mail you have received. Plus, PLEASE take away her tweezers. I KNOW that she was born with eyebrows, let them live.
Don't feel the need to respond via e-mail, just don't let her co-anchor the 10:00 news. We beg of you.

6 comments:

ThursdayNext said...

Yech. This does make me appreciate my NY anchors all the more. This chick is gonna need brow pencil in another year...

Anonymous said...

She's kinds pretty here - I've never heard her speak though. I bet I'd sound like an idiot on the TV too. I would hate that job.

Anonymous said...

When this chick talks it feels like a cheese grader going across my nerves. In such a competetive field how in the hell did she get a job where she is allowed to speak to people? Yes she is pretty, but she shouldn't be allowed to terrorize Helena news watchers. Horrendous.

Connie said...

Check out Channel 12 around 10:00 PM. She is definately NOT pretty.

And Bdoc, no one can sound that dumb.

Sid the Dog said...

My dad has more eyebrows than this chick, and my dad was basically born without them. You'd never really be able to tell since he wears glasses, but he went through a contact lens phase in his twenties and the pics of him from that time are very, well, odd. Why would she try to deliberately imitate this effect?

Connie said...

http://www.ktvh.com/newscastvideo.php

To watch videos of her, so you know that I am not just plain old mean. Even though it is true.