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Wednesday, July 05, 2006
That time of the month
You know, it is that time of the month. The time when you eat an entire bag of chips, watch terrible John Cusak movies and your dad calls to tell you he is getting married in two days and you aren't invited. Quick. Get me some MOTHERFUCKING Midol.
I'm sorry Autumn. You are invited to my wedding thought it's not for another year... just thought that might help somehow. OH, and my dog eats poop. Does that make you feel any better?
6 comments:
I have some!!!! Goodness.
Sounds like you need some merlot in addition to the midol; I can provide both. :) Hang in there, babe. xoxo
he is not my dad. my real dad is james bond, you know the fictional character?
You forgot to mention the dogs have worms.
Yes, yes, forgot. My dogs have worms. The good news is I am not at work today because I have to take the mutts to the vet. Yeah!
I'm sorry Autumn. You are invited to my wedding thought it's not for another year... just thought that might help somehow. OH, and my dog eats poop. Does that make you feel any better?
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