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Thursday, May 11, 2006
My Inner Fat Chick
She eats a bacon and asparagus grilled cheese sammy and then washes it down with raspberry sorbet. She doesn't even care about fat or calories. She is all about yumminess.
ya know, i get offended about this fat chick talk. there is nothing wrong with being a bit chubby. at least people with the extra weight arent miserable all the time. and there are worse things to be in life than a bit heavy. my wife is not the slim-est woman in the world and is better than a good 99.99999999999999999% of the rest of us. just remember that.
My inner fat chick is the happier version of myself. I ain't saying that fat is bad, I am just saying that. . .well, I guess that I personally don't want to be doing the truffle shuffle. I love my sister in law regardless of her size, she is perfect.
Well, now, the truffle shuffle is fun to do even when you are a pip squeek like me. sure it looks more like a seizure than a dance, sure i am so pale i reflect light, sure it looks like a poorly drawn cartoon...uhm...what was my point. oh well, stay in school!!!
word ver: pzfsveh: wouldn't you know it, you always hear the perfect name for your daughter AFTER you decide on Faith. PSFSVEH! In fact fuck the E! PZFSVH! Now that is a GIRLS name! Which also reminds me, God bless my wife. She will need the strength.
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ya know, i get offended about this fat chick talk. there is nothing wrong with being a bit chubby. at least people with the extra weight arent miserable all the time. and there are worse things to be in life than a bit heavy. my wife is not the slim-est woman in the world and is better than a good 99.99999999999999999% of the rest of us. just remember that.
My inner fat chick is the happier version of myself. I ain't saying that fat is bad, I am just saying that. . .well, I guess that I personally don't want to be doing the truffle shuffle. I love my sister in law regardless of her size, she is perfect.
Well, now, the truffle shuffle is fun to do even when you are a pip squeek like me. sure it looks more like a seizure than a dance, sure i am so pale i reflect light, sure it looks like a poorly drawn cartoon...uhm...what was my point. oh well, stay in school!!!
word ver: pzfsveh: wouldn't you know it, you always hear the perfect name for your daughter AFTER you decide on Faith. PSFSVEH! In fact fuck the E! PZFSVH! Now that is a GIRLS name! Which also reminds me, God bless my wife. She will need the strength.
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