Yes, hello, I would like to cancel my credit card. Okay, I will be transferred.
Hi, I would like to cancel my credit card. Nope, I don’t want to be upgraded, I just want to cancel it. No, I don’t have any balances that I would like to transfer. No, I do NOT want to be upgraded; I just don’t want or need this card anymore. No, thank you, I don’t want any courtesy checks. The reason I want to cancel this card is that it is paid off and I don’t need it anymore and the zero APR expired. No, I don’t think that 7.9% APR is a good deal. No thanks, I would not like to apply for your platinum line of credit. Thank you for considering me a preferred card holder, but I really do not want this card or any other card from your company. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
Jesus Christ, can I just get off of the phone?!?!?
Damn that feels great – I love paying off debt!
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here is what i would say to them, man or woman when they started asking me questions...
Credit: Are you sure you wouldn't like the platinum card, Mr. Pennypacker?
me: Yeah, thats right, say my name...
Credit: uhm...what?
me: Yeah, thats hot, say my name...(groan)
Credit: ...Mr. Pennypacker?
me: (incoherent grunting) yeah you like to say my name dont you? say it again. say my name.
5 minutes of that and the bonus they give for hounding people would not even be close to worth it.
Now, say my name.
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