Direct from the kind of folks that want to plaster the ten commandments on every f-ing public building in the nation. . .
"Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston," believed Pro-Life's first monument to the 'act of giving birth,' is purportedly an idealized depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spears' pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean's head."
I would post the photo of the statue - but it makes me wanna scratch my eyes out. Click on the quote above for yet another spectacular celebrity blog site. Tee hee hee. Pop culture is my life.
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i have been exposed as a slacker. i have not been commenting on this blog, it's quality or lack therein. sorry about that, completely my bad.
As for this post, i have two things. I see no reason why the Ten Commandments are such a controversial topic. Seems like common sense to me, dont kill, dont steal, dont grab your neighbors ass (so to speak). Idealism can be dangerous and leads to terrorism, take a look at Charles Whitman. This is why i dont like our president at all, total idealist, no realist.
Second, a money-shot sculpture of Britney Spears pooping out a baby...i am torn here. the pervert in me is curious to see the thing. The kid in me thinks this is atrocious (because the kid in me is prude) and the cruel insensitive arrogant asshole that takes up the remaining 90% of me wants to alter the sculpture to chastise Brit. Ya know, put a bottle of Natty Ice in her hand and a doobie in the other. Or one of those cartoons bubbles above her head that says something like "this child is destined to be a spoiled rotten fucked head case." or something more clever.
all in all, i have to rate the brit-baby sculpture a solid disgusting and stupid. if you were preaching anti-abortion (i dont say pro-life. these are the same people that vote to allow capital punishment that use 'pro-life'. and they say I am an asshole.) why would you refer to the most grotesque and painful portion of birth? wouldnt you make a sculpture of kids behaving and getting good grades, going to a good college, making 60 g's with a job in the field of their education? Am i the only one who sees a problem with this?
But i support the arts and hope that this "sculpture" stays where those that want to see it, can. I would personally put it next to the Maplethorpe exhibit to freak out ALL the squares.
I, Sid the Dog, have been staging a silent protest against my recent incarceration at Doggy Ghraib (my owners call it doggie day care, but I like my version better). However, I will break my silence to comment on the Britney Spears statue. I would like to speak for the poor bear rug that has been forced to participate in this farce. I'm just a dog, but didn't Britney have a C-section and say something (I think it was in People) like "I just don't want to go through all that pain, cuz it sounds ICKY!" Or something like that? So why is she giving birth on a bearskin rug? Is that coming standard with C-sections these days? I'm confused. The bear looks confused.
Shock and awe. Shock and awe.
Speaking of the ten commandments posted on just about every f-ing public building. . . IT IS THE PRINCIPLE OF THE MATTER. How freaked out do think people would get if we celebrated the four aims of our Hindu citizens? Or how about the Four Noble Truths for our Buddhist friends? I think people really need to be reminded of these on a daily basis.
1. Life is suffering;
2. Suffering is due to attachment;
3. Attachment can be overcome;
4. There is a path for accomplishing this.
All I am saying about the ten commandments on public buildings is - (1) Separation of Church and State and (2) stop the madness before our public buildings become a graffiti center for religions.
FYI - the ten commandments are memoralized outside of the Montana State Capitol. They are located just east of the front steps across the street from the museum. Just in case you need a reminder not to poke your neighbor's wife.
excellent point sid. i was unaware of how she gave birth...of course that was selective. but knowing what i do now, i have to feel bad for the bear. killed is bad enough, but to be paraded like that, well that is plain insulting.
As for the tenets of buddhism and hinduism, i also believe that they should be displayed on schools and state buildings, right next to the ten commandments. as well as judiaism (which is the ten commandments, christians technically only have one commandment), scientologist crap, paganism, and bob's discount religion. Even the tenets of satan worshipers. the most valuable freedom we have in this country is for expression, which is why we get to write these blogs. it allows me to say things like, fuck america. fuck muhammed. fuck moses, Jesus, Buddha, shiva and the Dhali Lama. i dont believe any of the things i just said, but i say it for those that do. after all, we started this little fredom club because of religious persecution, to turn around and do it back to others for the same reason, so ironic. But as i always say, i could be wrong, i am after all a communist-facist. oh shit, i shouldnt have said that. that was not cool.
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