Charmed

It was determined recently that I have seven elements of charm. Let me drop back for a second. Below is a fictionalized account of a recent conversation that lead to the conclusion that I have seven elements of charm.

AH - "You NEVER answer your phone, I have to call your husband to reach you."
ME - "That's part of my charm."
AH - "I have to lie to you about times of events to make sure you are on time."
ME - "Charming!"
AH - "It is just ANOTHER version of beige, just pick the one YOU like and paint your damn room."
ME - "I have decision making disorder, it is charming!"
AH - "You are really taking this "charm" thing as far as you can, aren't you?"
ME - "Yes, I am VERY charming!"

After that, I decided that three was not enough - nay I must have SEVEN elements of charm. Three is too few, five is too few, ten is too many, seven, that is perfect. See below.

1. Late-ivity (I am always late)
2. Elusiveness (I am hard to reach)
3. Multi-decisional open mindedness (I have a decision making disorder)
4. Lingual elasticity (I make up words - Shoobado!)
5. Absentminded dreaminess (I am forgetful)
6. Impulsive multitask-ability (I have adult attention deficit disorder)
7. Whimsical self jocularity (I laugh at my own jokes)