Wednesday, November 30, 2005

It's like they read my mind. . .

Small, unbreakable bottles of WINE! I mean, it is like they know me, good wine with less chance of injury! Injury from broken glass and injury from those tricky bottle openers (those suckers are sharp).

YOUNTVILLE, Calif. - The next big thing for the wine industry could be small, screw-capped and shatterproof.

In celebration, I think I will drink some wine tonight. Just no more Bobby Mondavi, that sh*t gives me a headache. I also highly recommend Black Box's Cabernet. Yum-O! Four bottles for the price of one and less waste, if you recycle the box. I hope I don't get kicked out of my family for expounding on the delights of wine from a box.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are soooo out of the family.

Sincerely,

the Family

Anonymous said...

Look, Auto, I don't really know how to say this except just to say it ... we all got together, see, and, well, it's not working out. You're going to have to go.