Want to know what I wish was in my Christmas stocking......
The Douche card.
Two things that are awesome about the douche card:
1. People besides me are using the term douche again. Sweet Jesus is that exciting!
2. There are so many douches in this world that are unaware of their douche-i-ness, and this way, you can avoid extensive conversations with said douche. Brilliant!
1 comment:
I use douche all the time too. It is not quite a swear word (in french it means bath or shower or something like that) but still carries all the sharp edge of a swear word. Couple it with the F word or bastard and you got yourself an insult stew.
However, I wouldnt use that card. I get too much fun from looking them in the eye and saying stuff like, "I'm sorry. I am trying to hear what you are saying but all that registers is 'i am a total douche bag' over and over."
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