I HATE Northwest Airlines. I despise flying with those motherfuckers. I guess the rest of the country agrees with me, because they are on the financial skids. In their attempt to "help" their employees that are about to get the boot, they circulated a memo with some cost saving tips.
Included in the tips was - and I swear that I am not making this up - dumpster diving.
"Don't be shy about pulling something you like out of the trash."
What they really meant to say was, get used to rooting through the trash, cuz soon you will be homeless. Ta ta jobbie.
WHO wrote that memo and then thought it was a good idea to send it out?
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How about: "Instead of a gym membership, get exercise by doing jumping jacks while standing in soup and/or unemployment line."
That's some cold shit.
Ouch. Ouuuuch.
Wow. And I was going to complain about my job because of a co-worker who hates me and tries to ruin everything I do.
This is truly pathetic.
Oh no, I hate those kinds of co-workers!
It will get better? Won't it?
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