Why squander resoultions on New Years?
#1 - drink less. Drinking makes my head hurt, which makes me irritable, which makes people react badly to me, which makes me stressed out, which makes me drink. Pluck out the one variable that is under my control.
#2 - buy a massage chair. Seriously, I sat in my mom's for HOURS, so did Hubby. That thing is heaven on earth, if you believe in heaven, if not, I imagine it is like Curacao on earth.
#3 - stop buying stuff for myself, Festivus is rapidly approaching and the family needs some good and expensive commercialism to show them how much I love them. But damn, that turquoise Matt & Nat wallet cast a spell over me. I had to buy it, just think about how much better my life is because of it. I would have the perfect life (no need for resoultions) if I just had this matching purse.
Yes, I am that shallow, happiness in a new wallet. At least it has some positive affirmations printed inside so that when you are shelling out your hard earned dough, you can feel good about some vegan shit.
I will save the "depend less on things to make you happy" resoultion for New Years.
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