Tex-ASS

Yeah - so I am in TX this week. It isn't so bad, it is Austin. I am staying at the end of 6th street which is the "live music" district. I ate at an Irish Pub tonight. I come to TX to eat Irish food. Yeah, that's me yall!



I am staying at a LOVELY Hilton. I don't care what they say about Paris, her beds are NICE. Thank god that b*tch is going to jail. Okay to drive 3 times. She has people to read her mail for her. Come on, girl. Knit yourself a fucking poncho and get over yourself.