Why don't ex-boyfriends disappear into oblivion (island that rains burning shit) when you break up?
Follow-up: Why do ex-boyfriends continue to reek havoc on familial relationships long long long after we broke up? **Just in time for my grandmother to reenter the hospital because of complications with her cancer surgery.
Second follow-up: Is it wrong to pray that he is jettisoned into space?
Go ahead - answer these burning questions. Or better yet, tell me your horror stories about exs that just won't go away.
5 comments:
Hey, at least it is not your whole family. I never talk to the fucker. neither does kimmy or billy. plus, he has turned into a total douche as well (I cant remember if he was always a douche or not, but anyway...)
Love ya sistah. Fight the power.
I know, I know. You are the best brother ever. He was always a douche.
You are the best. Kiss the baby for me.
For awhile, the ex wouldn't leave me alone. He even called once and tried to talk me into agreeing that we'd be married again if we both aren't married by age 35. Yeah whatever assface. But it's bliss now that he does leave me alone. In fact, it was even more bliss when I ran into him in Bozeman when I was there WEDDING DRESS SHOPPING and he was FAT!!! Oh, the pleasure.
So sorry about Grandma. Is she doing alright?
OOOOHHHHHHHHH! I love it when they get fat! If only he had a mullet, camero, and a big black eye it would have been perfect.
My grandmother is not doing okay. She can't eat, but at least at the hospital they have her on IVs for nutrition and fluids.
**Actually, I am so over my ex. It is my aunt and uncle that continue to hurt and dissapoint me. But like my bro pointed out, the rest of my family is awesome.
Or you can just move across the country, become their roommate, and ruin their life on a day-to-day basis.
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