I had a week to think things over about my job. I realized that simply hating my co-workers is just not enough. I need to take action. What to do?Then it dawned on me - after spending about 3 hours catching up on episodes of The Office: I need to Dwight their asses. See the Conflict Resoultion Episode of The Office. What I mean is - I need to slowly torture them much like Jim does to Dwight. If they are going to act like him - they deserve this? Right? I will leave you with this.
I need your help. Office pranks. Send em my way. They will know who it is, but I care not.
"I never smile if I can help it.... Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life." - Dwight Schrute
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I would like to help, but my hotdog fingers prevent me from typing details.
One word DECAF!!! Replace all coffee in the breakroom with decaf. Put decaf coffee into the existing packages that lurk in your breakroom and watch them all grow tired and irritable with inexplicable mild headaches. That should be a great start.
OMG! Awesome! Decaf! I am ALL OVER IT!
So - this morning I beat the Worlds Foremost Expert on Everything into work (shocking) and turned his computer on. He is currently FREAKING out! Someone scattered his files all over his desk too (not me, but I like it) this just might be the best day ever! HE HE HE!
If I only had a reality camera to make a sneaky lookie smile to. Sigh.
"I have a vacuum with a broken belt. If it doesn't work out with Dwight, maybe it could be manager." - Pam
Oh, and I have been meaning to post this for a long time. Thank you 'pen.
www.annoyingcoworker.com
This is what I am thinking for Napoleon.
"Your shortness creeps me out."
My dad gave me some AWESOME IDEAS!
1. Clear tape on their mouse ball.
2. Tape their phone hangup button down.
3. Turn their drawers upside down and then fill with the contents just before closing. When they open, all of the contents will dump all over the floor. Boo Yeah!
OMG did you watch The Office last night? The tissue box for the dead bird was hysterical!
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