My newleywed buddy Jenkins sent this to me, "How to Make Love to Your Wife". Her comments were brief, astute and to the point. "he he he" - Jenkins
It is quite funny (my fav was talking about how romantic it is to take out the garbage without being asked. Don't tell Hubby about that one - JESUS). Baily obviously wrote this guide based on experience gained by watching The King Of Queens and not in real life, so I thought I would help him out by adding some "helpful" tips.
"Check to make sure that it is indeed your wife."
"Ask before brownholling her."
"Three words, foreplay, foreplay, foreplay!"
"No farting."
2 comments:
"Wives do often not enjoy being forced to dress up like duckhunters and blow duck calls as part of foreplay."
"No laughing at winky farts."
Did the author really have to point out that it is time to slow down when your wife cries out in pain?
Yeah this article was so stupid. Why does this guy get a column.
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