Yeah, so That Girl cornered me last night at a family function, my family function. Apparently no place is safe. In front of my new step-brother she asked me if we could talk. I told her no. She said please. I said, can't we just have a birthday party, smiled and walked out of the door. I am polite and pleasant, but I am not going to be her BFF. Besides, I have decided that there is nothing to say. We are not meant to be friends.
Ug. I seriously doubt that she is ever going to take the hint, so that is why I am going to employ my secret weapon. The Allykh Buddy 2006. Where I go, she's gonna to go. Sorry, Allykh, to break the news to you like this, but it is just the way it is going to be for a while. No That Girl would ever attempt to penetrate the wall of bitchiness that is me and My Allykh Buddy 2006.
Besides, the way That Girl is working it, I give it a couple of months before she disappears into another relationship and is gone for another three years.
4 comments:
O Mistress of Peril,
Please be so kind as explain the acronym BFF for those of us who are mildly ignorant.
I can't believe her tackyness. Cornering you at a family function? You handled yourself beautifully, my dear.
BFF is Best Friends Forever, as in the classic kids jewelry. I think you handled this well, and directly. When I was faced with a similar situation just last month, I ended up giving the offender a lecture on how "I knew someone who acted like this and she ended up losing all her friends and ruining her own reputation." Don't know how well it worked yet, but she agreed with me that what was really her own awful behavior was bad.
A little "vacation" to DC helped me get me some perspective. She is dead to me.
On another note - sorry for the lack of blogging. Busy busy baby. Stay tuned.
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