Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Santorum

Apparently the Senator who wants us all to stay home barefoot and pregnant is trying to win over the ladies. ''I know I get a lot of flak for not being great … on women's issues.''

Rick says to himself, "How do I win over those mindless baby making machines? Oh I know - give them a page on my website. YES! I am a genius!"



It should say "I'm a Doormat and I'm for Rick" I should also issue a warning on the WomenforRick website, reading his "Accomplishments" list may make you physically ill. Seriously.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Do you want the t-shirt or the hat from the Santorum store?

Connie said...

T-shirt. Do they come in pregnant sizes? NOT THAT I AM PREGNANT - I just might need one for SOMEDAY.

Anonymous said...

Honey, have you learned NOTHING. You are always "potentially pregnant." Prego size it is. And just for being such a good friend, I'll throw in the hat too.

ThursdayNext said...

Santorum needs to be in a Sanitarium!

kathy said...

Have these women lost their minds? Or do you think they're really crossdressing Republicans? Quick--someone take away their voting rights!