Dove told me to do it

So, I was eating my Dove Dark Chocolate treat and inside the foil it said "Go to your special place." I thought about this "special place" for quite some time. I thought about going home, crawling under the covers and doing SuDoku until I was blind, but then I realized that my special place is inside me. Inside me whenever I am eating dark chocolate. So what did I do? I ate another one. The next one said, "There is time for a compromise, it's called 'later.'" I am not really sure what that means for me right now, but I am almost positive that underneath the obvious message (which I am missing) there is a subliminal message that says "go ahead - eat another." F-ing bossy chocolate, tellin' me what to do. Ah, who am I kidding, I would do anything for chocolate.

The next one said, "Watch reruns, they replay your memories." I am pretty sure there is a subliminal message there urging me to shovel yet another chocolate in my cake hole, but I am ignoring it - at least for another 20 or 30 minutes. . .