Too Early in the Day for This

World's dumbest reporters converge on the capitol:

Bush, who leaves Tuesday for a monthlong stay at his Texas ranch, took questions from five Texas reporters at a conference table in the Roosevelt Room, just off the Oval Office. Looking relaxed and upbeat, he sipped on cola and chewed ice as he answered, deflected or bantered his way through questions on a host of
topics.

Now that's some brilliant reporting there. Bush sipping on cola and chewing ice as he talks to reporters. Does anyone really want to read that?

This is from an article where Bush states his preference for "intelligent design" in our schools. Which, by the way, belongs in Anthropology classes where other religions' and cultures' creation stories are taught. I'm sure my blog counterpart Auto will have more on that later.